Likes: Cats. Koalas. Knee-high socks. Long skirts. Hummus. Books. Hair metal. Techno. Alt rock from the 90's. Converse All-Stars. Teletubbies. Pekkle. Sewing. Old magazines.
Dislikes: Getting up early. Liver. The phrase "Got milk?" Team sports. Bad drivers. People who aren't nice.
I actually did have a pair of parachute pants in the 80’s. Unfortunately, I was a little kid at the time, and they pretty much came in one size, so I looked like I was wearing an actual parachute. And I tripped over them a lot.