Tommy Lee and Heather Locklear
Stephanie Seymour and Axl Rose
Neither twins nor named Thompson. Discuss.
Steve and I are watching the video for “I Wanna Sex You Up” by Color Me Badd. We just got to the part where the one guy says, “Disconnect the phone so nobody knows,” and we decided it needs an update. So I’m singing, “Turn off your cell so nobody knows,” and Steve is singing, “Sign you out of Facebook…”
The guy who looks like Kenny G always makes me laugh. When he gets in the elevator, he’s like, “Hey baby, I’m Kenny G, let’s do it.”
If you’re wondering how we came to be watching Color Me Badd videos, it’s because we ran out of Real McCoy videos.