Pedestrian Parallax

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bad guys store

Me: [watching crime show] Where do bad guys get those things anyway?
Steve: What things?
Me: They cut a circle in glass, then they use this thing to pull the glass out so they can steal stuff.
My mom: It has suction cups or something.
Me: All the bad guys on TV have them for robberies. What type of store do you buy those things in?
My mom: The bad guys store. Thieves R Us.
Steve: Definitely Thieves R Us.

Dec 29, 20100 notes

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Dec 03, 201076 notes

Dying For Dummies

Coworker 1: [pointing to student in old yearbook that she was friends with in high school] This guy was STUPID enough to go diving alone without any equipment, in an area that was obviously unsafe. He got himself killed because he did something STUPID.
Coworker 2: [to me] Remind me not to be stupid enough to die while [Coworker 1] is still alive.

Dec 02, 20100 notes