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thereal1990s:

Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)

thereal1990s:

Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)

(Source: thechocolatebrigade)

blua:

This point can never be repeated often enough.

(Source: commie-pinko-liberal)

mylifeisabsurd:

Tim Gunn is my fantasy creative mentor. You can tell on Project runway how well you’re making it work by Gunn’s body language.

We’re supposed to make scales for our classrooms so the students can see where they stand regarding their knowledge of a concept or skill. Some of my coworkers have Ninja Turtles or Harry Potter themes for theirs… I wonder if the students would get it if I used a Tim Gunn theme?

mylifeisabsurd:

Tim Gunn is my fantasy creative mentor. You can tell on Project runway how well you’re making it work by Gunn’s body language.

We’re supposed to make scales for our classrooms so the students can see where they stand regarding their knowledge of a concept or skill. Some of my coworkers have Ninja Turtles or Harry Potter themes for theirs… I wonder if the students would get it if I used a Tim Gunn theme?

jettgrrrl:

not moving out of the way for males when you’re walking somewhere is so great, they act so surprised and offended that you didn’t acknowledge their space

pizzzatime:

nevver: Give the drummer some

pizzzatime:

nevverGive the drummer some

coelasquid:

I found out that if you give your tomato plant adequate water and fertilizer you run the risk of it never flowering because consistently comfortable conditions convince the plant that there is no environmental pressure to spread and reproduce.

You can literally be a helicopter tomato parent and grow a spoiled directionless manchild tomato plant.

80slove:

1986


This was my favorite movie for several years as a kid.

80slove:

1986

This was my favorite movie for several years as a kid.

unicornery:

We have fun :)

unicornery:

We have fun :)

str0ngenough:

reminded me of all the loons against vaccinations…

str0ngenough:

reminded me of all the loons against vaccinations…

heavemyheart:

"why did she win the nobel peace prize???"

"she didn’t do anything to deserve the nobel peace prize"

fuck anybody who wasn’t overjoyed when she won, this girl is providing a voice for uneducated and oppressed young people across the world whilst still advocating and campaigning for peace and anti-violence. after she was shot in the head.

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

third-round-charm:

Dear Tumblr,
Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig

(Source: popping-smoke)

rainfelt:

stfueverything:

libertarianloki:

Thus, the logic of the feminist argument to “Teach men not to rape” is revealed.

Yes because it’s such a radical notion to expect rapists to control themselves.

Uh, we do tell thieves not to rob, though. We actually spend a lot of energy teaching kids that stealing is wrong. We keep trying to teach them it’s wrong through their teens and adult years.
And when someone gets robbed? Cops don’t ask them if their front door was locked. They don’t ask them if they invited the thief into their house and maybe said the thief was free to take things before changing their mind the next day. And this is true even though sometimes people do get robbed by folks they invite in under false pretenses.
Cops and lawyers and judges don’t work together to make people who get robbed feel like shit for not installing extra security systems or putting bars on their windows. They don’t use people’s former history of inviting neighbors in and letting them borrow stuff to argue that they had no right to expect someone to respect their property. The media doesn’t talk about how the thief’s promising life was ruined by their victim’s decision to prosecute.
Your metaphor is bad and you should feel bad.

rainfelt:

stfueverything:

libertarianloki:

Thus, the logic of the feminist argument to “Teach men not to rape” is revealed.

Yes because it’s such a radical notion to expect rapists to control themselves.

Uh, we do tell thieves not to rob, though. We actually spend a lot of energy teaching kids that stealing is wrong. We keep trying to teach them it’s wrong through their teens and adult years.

And when someone gets robbed? Cops don’t ask them if their front door was locked. They don’t ask them if they invited the thief into their house and maybe said the thief was free to take things before changing their mind the next day. And this is true even though sometimes people do get robbed by folks they invite in under false pretenses.

Cops and lawyers and judges don’t work together to make people who get robbed feel like shit for not installing extra security systems or putting bars on their windows. They don’t use people’s former history of inviting neighbors in and letting them borrow stuff to argue that they had no right to expect someone to respect their property. The media doesn’t talk about how the thief’s promising life was ruined by their victim’s decision to prosecute.

Your metaphor is bad and you should feel bad.

latenightseth:

Dan Cortese is on the guest list.

latenightseth:

Dan Cortese is on the guest list.

(Source: tryerror-tryit)

(Source: seasonal-love)

kastland:

parenting