Pedestrian Parallax

RSS

comedycentral:

All of these #GreenTVShows tweets were made with reduced carbon emissions, but which one will be reprocessed into a champion? Find out on tonight’s @midnight.

maritzac:

what boxes

maritzac:

what boxes

alemonmoonsky:

lalondes:



I’m dying.

alemonmoonsky:

lalondes:

image

I’m dying.

(Source: memewhore)

2048: Seth Meyers Edition

latenightseth:

latenightsethy:

Made this for all the Seth fans out there :)

Wait, what?!

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

astericksarestars:

specialagentartemis:

I feel like I have been waiting for this my entire life

I just fell out of my chair.

(Source: perksofbeinga-whovian)

vargblood:

Darlene, from season 1 to season 9

spastasmagoria:

Lol

spastasmagoria:

Lol

(Source: thehardkandy)

  • The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
  • The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
  • The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
  • The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
  • The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
  • The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
  • The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
  • The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day

(Source: getintherobot)

deprincessed:

shopping rule no.1: if it’s not black put it back on the rack

livvefast:

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

shout out to everyone who can accept science and religion coexisting

John Oliver, 2014.

John Oliver, 2014.

Game of Thrones ad, 2014.

Game of Thrones ad, 2014.

Carrie Brownstein, 1999.

Carrie Brownstein, 1999.